MS, CG and I were watching Russell Peters.
Russell Peters: When you’re showering with a partner and you have to pee, step out of the shower, pee and step back in.
(Not exactly what he said, but you can watch the whole thing here.)
CG: Jeez, why would you pee in the shower?
MS: Dude, it’s awesome man. Imagine you’re taking a hot shower and you feel like peeing, just let go and do it. You’ll feel really good. Like really good.
CG: Ummmm, no thanks! I don’t wanna do a self golden shower!
MS: Dude, it’s awesome. It’s like being an animal. You don’t care and go pee all over the place. The freedom to pee is exhilarating.
CG: Ummmm, a) No Thanks! b) It’s disgusting! c) If I’ve just finished washing myself, why would I pee on my myself? Then I’d have wash myself all over again.
MS: So in that case, you can step out, pee and step back in.
CG: Wouldn’t it just be easier if I stepped out in the first place?
MS: Chill dude! There are exceptions to the rule!
CG: Yeah, right. Exceptions for peeing while taking a shower!
Me: Can we PLEASE change the subject? I’m trying to drink some Mountain Dew here!
CG: I second that!
MS: Meh! Lightweights!