CG and I were craving cupcakes and we decided to head to the local bakery for a quick bike. We bought a couple of chocolate chip muffins. However, I can’t say anything complimentary about those muffins.
CG: What do you think about those muffins?
Me: Meh! It’s ok. Nothing great. You?
CG: I hated it. It tasted like crap.
Me: C’mon, It wasn’t that bad. It was… It was like a…
CG: ♫ In your house I long to be,
Room by room patiently,
I’ll wait for you there like a stone! ♫
Me: Dafaq was that?
CG: Like a stone, get it? Like-A-Stone!
Me: Good God. You just trolled me, didn’t you?
CG: Payback’s a Bitch!