CG calls me up and informs me that he had just got his hands on the latest Greenday trilogy album, iUno!, iDos!, and iTre!
CG: Guess what bitch?
Me: What?
CG: I just got my hands on the new Greenday albums!
Me: Albums? How many have they released post 21st Century Breakdown?
CG: It’s a trilogy of albums called iUno, iDos and iTre!
Me: iUno? iDos? Sounds like an Apple product!
CG: No dude! It’s weird shit, but the songs are really good!
Me: iDos? Hmmmmmm.
(I logged on to Wikipedia and found out that the album are actually called Uno, Dos and Tre. the ‘i’ was just styled).
Later that day.
Me: CG, come here!
CG: What?
Me: What are the new Greenday albums called?
CG: iUno, IDos and iTre!
Me: Really?
CG: Yup!
(Show him the Wikipedia page)
CG: Ummmmm….
Me: You’re a f***ing moron!
CG: Damn! I feel like a moron!
Me: Yup!
CG: Don’t blog about it ok?
Me: Sure!
A Diary Of A Whiny Guy 