Why? Why? Why?

I was on Facebook and noticed that my friend SP had uploaded a new profile pic. It looked like she had jumped into a pool of make up and forgot to wipe herself clean afterwards.

Me: What’s with the profile pic?

SP: Why? What’s wrong with it?

Me: Isn’t that too much make up?

SP: So you’re saying that I don’t look good?

Me: Generally you do. But in this case, it looks like you stumbled across your mummy’s make up kit and decided to run wild with it.

SP: You’re just jealous! 

Me: Pfft! Of what?

SP: Because you can’t put make up and look pretty like me!

Me: Good lord!