Recently, the whole gang was chilling at my place and one my friends, PBA was showing us this new app he had downloaded on his iPhone.
PBA: Guys! Check out this app! It tells you awesome dares that you can perform!
CG: Read one out!
PBA: Squeeze a woman’s boobs for atleast 10 secs. If you’re a woman, then you can squeeze your own boobs.
Me: Sweet! Me likey!
CG looks at me.
CG: Dude, you’ve got your work cutout for you. You can squeeze your man-boobs!
Everyone is on the floor laughing.
Me: Dafaq!
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