I was on Facebook and noticed that my friend SP had uploaded a new profile pic. It looked like she had jumped into a pool of make up and forgot to wipe herself clean afterwards.
Me: What’s with the profile pic?
SP: Why? What’s wrong with it?
Me: Isn’t that too much make up?
SP: So you’re saying that I don’t look good?
Me: Generally you do. But in this case, it looks like you stumbled across your mummy’s make up kit and decided to run wild with it.
SP: You’re just jealous!
Me: Pfft! Of what?
SP: Because you can’t put make up and look pretty like me!
Me: Good lord!
A Diary Of A Whiny Guy 