Death By PJ – 7

CG: Why don’t the Transformers come to India?

Me: Because we have frequent power cuts?

CG: No, they are afraid that people will pee on them! 

Me: #facepalm

CG: Also, it’ll be a ‘step down‘ for them! Get it? 

Me: KMN! KMN! KMN! 

In a parallel universe.

Death By PJ – 3

CG: Yo!

Me: What?

CG: A cheetah and a lion race and the cheetah wins.

       The lion shouts ‘you cheetah!’ and the cheetah shouts back ‘you lion!’.

Me: Good god. You’re never gonna stop with this are you? 

CG: Nope! 

Death By PJ – 2

CG: Dude!

Me: What?

CG: Why do gay guys dress so well?

Me: I don’t know. Why?

CG: Because they spend a lot of time in the CLOSET! 

Me: FML! 

 

Death By PJ

CG: Dude! How do you tell a rose plant to go to the moon?

Me: Eh?

CG: C’mon! Guess!

Me: I give up! How?

CG: Gulab Ja-Moon! 

Me: KMN! KMN! KMN!