FF comes over to my place to watch TV shows.
Me: Nothing much.
FF: Ok, let’s watch some shows.
Me: What do you wanna watch?
FF: What have you got?
FF: What else?
FF: Ummm, got more?
Me: You gotta be kidding me! Game Of Thrones, Spartacus, Samantha Who, Lost, Arrested Development, Prison Break, The King Of Queens, According To Jim, Hope And Faith, Buffy The Vampire Slayer, Dark Angel… Phew! That’s all I have!
FF: Hmmmm, Do you have MTV Splitsvilla?
FF: Yeah, remember that show where…
Me: GET THE F*** OUT OF MY HOUSE!
PS: MTV Splitsvilla is the Jersey Shore of India.