I was at a popular pub, when I happen to overhear this conversation from the table next to mine. There were about six people, three guys and three girls. They were discussing about whether your bride should be a virgin or not at the time of marriage.
Guy#1: Call me old fashioned, but I would want my wife to be a virgin!
Girl#1: You’re such a hypocrite! You have slept with other women, but you want your wife to be a virgin!?
Guy#2: The rules are different for guys, ok? In our society, women who have pre-marital sex are looked down on.
Girl#2: That’s so archaic! In this day and age, everyone has pre-marital sex! Besides, what does it matter whether the girl is a virgin or not?
Guy#3: I second with Guy#1! I don’t want to get the feeling that someone has already slept with my wife.
Girl#1: That’s so chauvinistic! If you’re so concerned that whether she’s slept with someone before you, just don’t ask.
Girl#2: Besides, why is that if men sleep with many girls, he’s branded a stud but if a woman sleeps around with many men, she’s branded a slut! Why are there double standards?
Guy#3: You see, Confucius once said: “If a single key can open many locks, it’s a master key. But if a single lock can be opened with many keys, it’s a shitty lock”!
*The guys high five each other. The women look annoyed*
Girl#1: Oh please, Confucius didn’t say anything like that.
Girl#2: You guys are such chauvinistic pigs!
*At this point, Girl#3, who was silent all this while, bangs the table*
Guy#1: Dafaq woman! You almost spilled my beer!
Girl#3: Why are you guys making such a big issue about a tissue? Relax guys.
*I’m sipping my beer, listening to the whole conversation*
Me (to myself): Whoa mama! Cheers to that!
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A Diary Of A Whiny Guy 