Overheard at the local Quiznos.
Boy – 19 years old. Busy fiddling with his Iphone.
Girl – Probably the same age. Busy playing with her hair.
Boy: Hey, did I tell you that there’s this new chick who’s after me?
Girl: Who’s that?
Boy: That girl from my class, Blah Blah.
Girl: Oh her? Really?
Boy: I don’t really like her. See her pic. She’s got a fat nose.
Girl: Yeah dude, she’s got no class.
Boy: Check out this girl. She’s interested in me too. And so is this one.
Girl: Wow, Chick #3 is hot.
Boy: Yeah, but I like them both. May I can date them both.
Girl: Yeah, you could do that. Sounds like fun.
Boy: Also did I tell you that I went to this club yesterday and the bouncers thought that I was 28.
Girl: Hehehe. So stupid those bouncer people are!
Boy: Yeah man, I was like, ‘no way man! I’m 19! But they wouldn’t believe me.
Girl: Awwww, you poor thing.
Boy: Maybe because I’m so tall and good looking, they thought that I was older.
Girl: Totally! I can see that. Hehehehehe!
Me: Morons! F!@#ing Morons! KMN!
A Diary Of A Whiny Guy 