My friend SV, thrives on awkward situations. Especially with his colleagues. It’s fun to watch him, as long as you’re not on the receiving end.
SV: Hey man, where’s that hot friend of yours?
Me: She’s sick.
*At lunch time in his office*
Female Colleague: Lets go!
SV: Yeah, lets go have a quickie!
Female Colleague: Errr, you mean lunch?
SV: Yeah, that too….
Female Colleague: Errrrr….
*At his office*
Female Colleague: I’m done!
SV: With life? With him? With society? With the government?
Female Colleague: My work, smartass!
SV: Don’t take it out on me, blame the man!
Female Colleague: Ahhhh! That doesn’t even make sense!
SV: Hey, when you look this gooood, nothing has to make any sense!
Female Colleague: Ahhhh!