I was talking to my mom about my friend, SM.
Me: Hey Ma, my friend SM has invited all of us over for lunch.
Mom: Who’s she? How come you’ve never mentioned her before? Where does she stay? How’d you know her? Is she single?
Me: Seesh, relax! I know her through work. She lives nearby and she’s married and has three tini-tiny kids.
Mom: Three kids? In this economy?
Me: Yup. Three daughters, aged 3 years, 1½ years and 6 months respectively.
Mom: Three daughters! Wow! So were the kids planned or was it an accident?
Me: Ummmm, you know, I don’t ask people stuff like that.
Mom: Hmmmmm, good point. Anyways, what’s your plan?
Me: About what?
Mom: Getting married! When are you going to have kids of your own?
Me: Hahaha… Good one! Not in this economy.
Mom: Don’t talk like that! I should start looking for a bride for you!
Me: Errrr, Let’s change the topic shall we?
Mom: This ain’t over yet!